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singularprincess:

WE CAN FIX THIS

WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO

i can see it now.

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sexintartarus: excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality


  • Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news
  • meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!

When my brother's in the shower...
  • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
  • -hears him singing-
  • me: will you quit singing?
  • brother: what?
  • me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
  • brother: WOMAN
  • brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
  • brother: MY BALLS
  • brother: AND MY SOUL


do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how


ultrameganok: punkbeds: yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people im laughin omfg really people

ultrameganok:

punkbeds:

yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people

im laughin omfg really people